![]() ![]() However, the more time we spend with him in the original game and in the Corpse Party: Book of Shadows spin-off, the more we see why he’s more than some delinquent who is working while attending school, not getting the best grades and seems to focus more on Ayumi and himself than anyone else. It even seems initially like the only person he cares about in the group is Ayumi, with good reason. He stands out among the group, due to his bleached blond hair and rougher personality. Yoshiki is one of the group of friends who performs the Sachiko Ever After ritual with his Kisaragi Academy Senior High School classmates, which leads to him being trapped in Heavenly Host Elementary School. As a result, people might find themselves constantly rooting for him and realizing all the good he does. This member of the supporting cast has the distinction of being a survivor and recurring hero who starts out as just another person, but goes on to become one of the most important and prominent people there. However, there is one person who can often stand out: Yoshiki Kishinuma. Considering the original game, sequels and spin-offs, there are lots of characters people might want to root for. Reader: This parody sucks.The Corpse Party series is one with a massive cast. Satoshi: (Grabs paper and they all teleport)Īyumi: Well, it looks like he was… DISARMED. Naomi: Your mother got killed when you were a child Okay, you can die now (Stabs Satoshi with scissors) We have a little bitch, a crazy bitch, and a stupid bitch Satoshi: Well… at least I don’t have to pee anymore Sachiko: JUST SHUT UP! I am an evil spirit that kills people, and I killed everyone in this school (Shows flashback of her killing everyone) How’s that Yui: I haven’t died yet (Her head gets cut off) Oh, goddamn it TAKE MY- (His head gets smashed and he dies) I mean, I would have let you guys go ahead, but, thanks for doing it for me, Yoshiki. This is how the molesting sta- (Gets stabbed) AH! THAT’S NOT MOLESTATION AT ALL ![]() Yuuya: Now, Yuka, how about we go back to my place Sakutaro: Oh, okay (Yuuya stabs Sakutaro in the neck and he dies) Yuka: Well, I fell for that once, so not re. Yuka: (Walks around) Where did that bitch go Sakutaro: (Beats dead bodies with crowbar) I don’t know where I found this crowbar and I don’t care (Smashes dead bodies) Sakutaro: (Plays Flappy Bird on phone) I fucking hate this game (Gets Facebook notice) Oh, a Facebook notice (Cheeks) (See’s Mayu’s dead body)ĭescription: Hey, Sakutaro. Sachiko: (To Yuka) Hey, wanna see something coolĪyumi: I am going to be shipped with you and your gonna like it Satoshi: Thanks, sis (Tries to unzip his pants) Come on Yuki: What my friend is trying to say is DIE BITCH (Grabs her and smashes her into a wall, killing her) Naomi: (Finds Seiko’s corpse hanging from a noose) Well, shit Seiko: I am somehow hurt and I’m gonna run off (Leaves) What kind of friend ruins their friends sex fantasies like that I was having the best girl-on-creepy-ghost-thing action, and then you come in and ruin it. Naomi: I am somehow getting aroused by this Spirit: Here, let me show you (Tightly grips her, while lifting her skirt up) Stay here while I go and get the whips and chains Seiko: (Leaves Naomi on the bed) Now, Naomi. Naomi: Kinda creeping me the fuck out, Seiko Satoshi: Huh…… Okay (Everyone pulls on the paper doll) Mayu: Lets make a friendship thingy, that totally won’t go horribly wrong in anyway Namoi: …… Will you take your hands off my breasts Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again Naomi: Satoshi, will you stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts) Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off) Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died ![]()
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